iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye: This video changed my life
azizimsorry: some days im like yo but most days im like YOOOOO
michaxl: oomshi: *asks ouija board what’s for dinner* *finger slides to the d*
gentlemanbones: zeldasboyfriend: me flirting You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
ddowney: marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean that’s stone and someone made it look transparent do you see that fabric? do you see that fluffy pillow? do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles? no you do not because that’s all fucking marble
circumcising: circumcising: sexual orientation: sunburnt ice cream man
buttlicked: You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.
pilcachu: never trust an atom they make up everything
sherwat: chrissykilljoybitchtits: inc-omparable: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Here in Canada you can Here in England we just… scream and run Here in Scotland we paint our...
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ethanwearsprada: i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
hungarian: i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll show them my tumblr so they can realize i was once young & laughed at dick jokes
sexponents: did soulja boy ever tell em
thefaultsinourself: densofaxis: the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off that is beautiful
hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn